Te Bheag Blended Scotch Whisky

Price: $38.95 (750 ml)

Location of Distillery: Isle of Skye, Scotland

Max's Review

• Overall Rating: 7.5 
• Smokiness: 6 
• Sweetness: 3 
• Hints of peat with a smell like rotting sea shells 
• Having this scotch unchilfiltered really brings out the ropeadope and resmokeaged flavours 
• Surprisingly smooth and creamy, rich in colour and texture 

Steve's Review

• Overall Rating: 4 
• Smokiness: 5 but not peat smoking. More of a campfire smoky but like a shitty campfire not a nice smelling one. Like it was made with wet smelly wood.
• Sweetness: 7
• "A noble failure, but a failure" - Michael Scott

Will's Review

• Overall Rating: 8 
• Smokiness: 7 
• Sweetness: 8 
• Has a savoury thinness to it. Goes well with chocolate chip cookies. Maple, molasses, cut rubber hose. 

Random Category - Where would you take this scotch for a first date?

Steve - To a scotch tasting. So both of us can find something that works better.
Will - Paintballing
Max - Jazz club

Aultmore 12 yr.

Price: $78.95 (750 ml)

Location of Distillery: Buckie Road, Scotland

Max's Review

• Overall Rating: 6
• Smokiness: 2
• Sweetness: 4
• Not a whole lot there, very medicinal, burns the nostrils a bit
• The flavour does not compensate for the alcohol taste

Steve's Review

• Overall Rating: 3.8
• Smokiness: 0.4
• Sweetness: 4.0
• Not much I can say. Kinda medicine-y

Will's Review

• Overall Rating: 5
• Smokiness: 3
• Sweetness: 6
• Not the best. Looks nearly clear, like some Scot watered it down while I wasn't looking. Doesn't get me excited for having to finish this bottle.
• The lack of actual scotch in the bottle makes it have a faint smell and weak taste. It tastes mostly of alcohol.
• Bung cloth, turnips, bog myrtle.

Random Category - Which cleaning product does this remind you of?

Steve - Life Brand Rubbing Alcohol - 70% 250 mL
Will - Acetone
Max - Mr. Clean Tile Cleaner