Macallan Amber

Price: $99.95 (750 ml)

Location of Distillery: Easter Elchies, Craigellachie, Scotland

Steve's Review

• Overall rating: 8.0
• Smokiness: 1.5
• Sweetness: 4
• Really well balanced. Tastes really good. Fuck you Max.

Max's Review

• Overall Rating: 8
• Smokiness: 2
• Sweetness: 6
• Smell's a little like Will's farts. Definitely has a sweet smell/taste which is evident from its amber colour
• Hints of vanilla, toffee, and rosewood that give it a well balanced taste.

Will's Review

• Overall Rating: 7
• Smokiness: 4
• Sweetness: 7
• Not bad. Not great. It certainly beats Catto's but I wouldn't have Matt Damon over to drink it.

Random Category - Where would you take this scotch travelling?

Steve - An Antarctic research station and snowed in over the winter.
Max - Switzerland. A little something to enjoy to stay warm after climbing the alps.
Will - Belarus. It would probably seem a lot better over there.

Deanston Single Malt

Price: $49.95 (750 ml)

Location of Distillery: East Kilbride, Scotland

Quentin's Review

• Overall rating: 6 
• Smokiness: 5
• Sweetness: 5
• Strong alcohol scent, hard to huff.  Alcohol is apparent with a slight burn on the upper roof of my mouth.  Notes of starch and the taste of chewing tylenol.  

Steve's Review

• Overall rating: F/U
• Smokiness: F/U
• Sweetness: F/U
• I'm too much of a fag to rate this scotch

Will's Review

• Overall Rating: 7 
• Smokiness: 7
• Sweetness: 4
• Has a pleasant woody taste. Quite a strong alcoholic scent that burns your nose if you smell it too closely. Hints of cigar boxes, leather, and cork. A memorable light Scotch that even ISIS would enjoy.

Max's Review

• Overall Rating: 7.5
• Smokiness: 5
• Sweetness: 4
• Reminds me of a wood cabin, and the smell of dew and fresh cut trees. 

Random Category - Which celebrity would you invite to scotch night?

Max - Tom Cruise
Quentin - Shia LaBeouf
Steve - Genghis Khan
Will - Matt Damon