Price: $87.95 (750 ml)
Location of Distillery: Speyside, Scotland
Steve's Review
- Overall rating: 8.5
- Smokiness: 6
- Sweetness: 5
- Nice dark colour. Tastes like fire...a spicy fire. Doesn't leave much of an aftertaste. Take it slow otherwise the spiciness builds up too much. Drinking it is like tamming a wild fiery horse .. made of spicey scotch.
- Overall Rating: 7.5
- Smokiness: 6
- Sweetness: 5
- Beautiful amber colour and a bold smokey smell. Very wel balanced
- Lots of woody flavours that remind me of campfires
Max:
- Inability to dance
- Complete lack of judgement in rating scotchs
- Ditches friends often
- Still lives in his grandma's basement
- Can't hold his liquor
- Can't drive stick
- Abhorrent navigation and orientation skills
- Gap in his teeth
- Never had a real job (planting trees doesn't count)
- Least successful family member
- Wears jeans that are too tight...seriously, too tight
- Consistently completes homework after the term has ended
- His girlfriend is...meh
- Doesn't know how to play an instrument
- Excessively flosses
- Only has two friends
- Can't grow facial hair
Steve:
- Poor calculus skills
- His love of unnecessarily high quality audio files
- Shitty taste in electronic music (fuck Pete Tong)
- Inability to finish bracelet projects on schedule
- Doesn't know how to skate
- Terrible at escape rooms
- Pot smoking redneck New Brunswick trailer trash
- Steve Jobs fan boy
- Lovely white radiant skin,
- Lack of commitment to the gym (fat ass)
- Horrid taste in Youtube compilation videos (fuck Spi0n)
- Throws axes like a girl
- Awful aim with a pellet gun
- Total lack of experience getting blow jobs (probably given more than received)
- Squeaked out 2 meaningless degrees from 3 shitty universities
- Thinks moving 3000 miles for a shit job is a good idea
- Liked you better when you were eating that unholy mix of hash browns, eggs, and tuna
