Glenfuadain 53 yr. Single Malt

Price: $1395.00 (750 ml)

Location of Distillery: Isle of  Levenish, Scotland

History: On May 18th, vampire rapist Wayne Boden's last victim was found. Admist his artifacts, a rare bottle of Glenfuadain scotch was found hidden in the floor boards of the victim's apartment. This rare bottle is part of a limited edition small batch that was produced by the Glenfuadain Distillery.

Established in 1567, the Glenfuadain Distillery is notorious for it's mysterious dwellings on the Isle of Levenish. As the story goes, the distillery is buried deep within the isle and only those who are part of the calling are privy to its whereabouts. Glenfuadain is known as the pride of the enigmatic Isle of Levenish.

Steve's Review

• Overall rating:6.75 
• Smokiness: 3
• Sweetness: 2
• A little bit soft. Not much of a taste, maybe a little bit of some kind of soft tree like spruce, maybe oak like Max says but watered down. Again not much of a taste but pleasantly tickles your tastebuds on the way down.

Will's Review

• Overall rating: 5 
• Smokiness: 5
• Sweetness: 5
• Meh

Max's Review

• Overall Rating: 7
• Smokiness: 4
• Sweetness: 5
• Pretty run-of-the-mill kind of scotch. Nice amber colour and a bold oaky taste
• Not too strong on the nose, just smells like scotch

Random Category - If Matt asked to have some of this scotch, what would you say?

Max/Steve/Will - Fuck No...you low down, break dancin', VW drivin', mechanical engineerin', formula lovin', dubstep listenin', DOTA playin', south park quotin', bicycle ridin', hip thrustin', skinny ass motherfucker!

Tomintoul Tlath Single Malt

Price: $56.95 (750 ml)

Location of Distillery: Ballindalloch, Speyside, Scotland

Max's Review

• Overall Rating: 8
• Smokiness: 3
• Sweetness: 7
• Distinctly a Speyside scotch. Vanilla and hazelnut hints on the nose, and flavors of mint leaf and caramel on the palate.
• A light easy drinking scotch, good for any occasion

Signal Hill

Price: $39.95 (750 mL)

Location of distillery: St. John's, Newfoundland,
Canada

Max's Review:

• Overall rating: 6
• Sweetness: 9
• Smokiness: 2
• Hints of vanilla can be smelled through the over powering varnish aroma
• Very sweet, tastes like dried fruits and maple syrup (not surprising) that are somewhat kept in check with enough water/ice
• This tasted better in the store

Will's Review:

• Overall rating: 5
• Sweetness: 8
• Smokiness:2
• The initial nose was medicinal and solvent-like. The taste is quite sweet, like a first date, and persists, unlike a first sex. Hints of tire rubber and licorice. Not my style of scotch.

Steve's Review:

• Overall rating: 4
• Sweetness: 9.something
• Smokiness: 0
• Its got a initial sickly sweetness that punches you in the face and lingering medicinal aftertaste that steals your kidney and leaves you to wake up in a bathtub full of ice
• Not much of anything you would call...."taste"
• Texture is like ...water....

Random Category - If this scotch was a bumper sticker, what would it be?
Max - "I'd rather not be drinking Signal Hill"
Steve - or "I Love My Country But Hate Signal Hill"
Will - "My other pussy is a bottle of Signal Hill"