Catto's Blended Scotch Whiskey

Price: $38.15 (1140 ml)

Location of Distillery: Rothes, Scotland

Arthur's Review

• Overal rating: 6
• Smokiness: 2
• Sweetness: 7
• Easy to swallow, no spitting necessary. Warm mouth-feel - likely due to the fact that alcohol is present. The kind of Scotch that has you up late at night while you try and forget the hussy you picked up on a whim. Overall, I would recommend if drinking alcohol is what you are after. 
• Sweet, some fruitiness, some taffy, a little pumpkin spice latte quality, and a lot of 'meh.'

Will's Review

• Overall Rating: 4
• Smokiness: 2
• Sweetness: 8
• A bit of a mixed bag. The initial scent is quite off-putting, sort of sweet fruit and pissy smelling. The smell is noticed less as you continue drinking. The taste is less offensive but does not have the usual Scotch qualities. It's sweet, fruity, and more like rum than Scotch. I could not recommend it. 

Max's Review

• Overall Rating: 4
• Smokiness: 2
• Sweetness: 7
• Not a great first impression. Reminds me of warm piss and tequila. The taste is definitely sweet, makes it a little easier to swallow
• Despite the sweetness, there are still strong hints of medicinal/rubbery flavours

Steve's Review

• Overal rating:  0.1
• Smokiness: 1
• Sweetness: 8
• A mix of weak scotch and sour wine. Only drink if you're already really drunk. Or if a hobo pisses on you and you want something more disgusting to take your mind off it.

Random Category - Which movie hero is this scotch?

Arthur - Any Steven Seagal film - you are excited that he beat everyone up but really wish he had died within the first few minutes.
Max - Robin, because it will always be second when compared to any other scotch, just like Robin is always second to Batman
Steve - The adrenelin needle in Pulp Fiction. Like its alcohol, but if you're using it you've already fucked up.
Will - Officer Slater from Superbad - he's a funny guy with some virtues but obviously a bad father and smells like piss.